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classymorelikekhaleesi:

thegirlwiththenotebooks:

danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

I love how this just assumes that Minerva lives for three generations of Potters

if dumbledore can live for 115 years, so can she

(via thepowerofirony)

mysweetcupoftea:

HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)

(via thepowerofirony)

zadokthepriest:

devildoll:

eleyaynor:

forthosewithoutvoices:

corgisandboobs:

"I am the cleanest peeg."

Reblog every time

you are the best pig

can’t decide if want that pig or want to be that pig


Ah so that’s how you use a bidet

zadokthepriest:

devildoll:

eleyaynor:

forthosewithoutvoices:

corgisandboobs:

"I am the cleanest peeg."

Reblog every time

you are the best pig

can’t decide if want that pig or want to be that pig

Ah so that’s how you use a bidet

(Source: octaedr, via sighofthree)

anchors-awaysailor:

Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-shave
-shampoo hair
-condition hair
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff

Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long

(Source: tuesdaynightatten, via releasetheqwacken)

khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms:

liamdryden:

nathanielemmett:

Disney Princesses as Game of Thrones characters by DjeDjehuti.

Grandma Fa!Olenna is PERFECT

GUYS HOLY CRAP GUYS THIS IS BEYOND PERFECT GUYS

(via ijustlikepsychoticthings)

suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

image

(via allinumbum)

wilclcat:

one-last-miracle-sherlock:

jadelinneharley:

fishfornoreason:

dougies-headband:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

i wonder how i look genderbend,short and hot,or average height and hot?

my future husband will just have to deal with being gay for one week a month

DAMN DEAL.I can already imagine it

*transguys cheering in the distance*

WE COULD GET BLOWJOBS AND SEE WHAT THE FUSS IS ALL ABOUT

wilclcat:

one-last-miracle-sherlock:

jadelinneharley:

fishfornoreason:

dougies-headband:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

i wonder how i look genderbend,short and hot,or average height and hot?

my future husband will just have to deal with being gay for one week a month

DAMN DEAL.
I can already imagine it

*transguys cheering in the distance*

WE COULD GET BLOWJOBS AND SEE WHAT THE FUSS IS ALL ABOUT

(via i--am--misha)