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ififfy:

oh my fuckin god i just realized this thing about the kids’ lands

so john is all chipper and bright, but he has a land of darkness

rose is all pensive and dark, but she has a land of light

jade thinks of herself as warm and friendly and has a land of snow

dave thinks hes cool and has a land filled with lava HOW DID I NOT GET THIS BEFORE

(via johnthedork)

optimysticals:

imthesnarkknight:

tyrianterror:

roachpatrol:

nearly-headless-horseman:

totalnerd666:

her-my-oh-ne:

#can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene

I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about.

Harry: I wish a motherfucka would talk shit right now
Say something, make my day
Das right

Nevile looks like he’s just made a private mental note in flaming red ink: WHATEVER THE HELL A DENTIST IS, DON’T MESS WITH ONE. 

Including tags because oh my fucking god.

Those tags are perfect

Muggles are Hardcore.

(Source: pottergifs, via fromdelighttodelirium)

dysphorism:

zarry:

*puts hot laptop battery over stomach to help with period cramps*

I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE

(via iamcastielyouass)

Marauders Appreciation Week [3/7] - One Marauders AU

Harry and Ginny, sensing a disturbance in the force, rethink the naming of their second child.

(via amealiaponnd)

demisnowflake:

punwitch:

Cis people are so gullible. A doctor basically gave a quick glance at your junk before you were even old enough to communicate and you think that’s the best gauge of your gender? Sad.

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(via iamcastielyouass)

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

(Source: vthevegan, via thepowerofirony)

bloggingfrominsidethetardis:

modern Hogwarts headcanon

muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”

(via releasetheqwacken)